The Mama’s Boy Quiz

Do you have an ever-present sense of inadequacy as a man?

Yes           

Do you believe you are ineffectual in your role as a husband or as a romantic
partner?

Yes           

Do you believe you are ineffectual in your role as a father?

Yes           

Do you believe you are inadequate as a provider for your family?

Yes           

Do you have persistent problems in your relationships at home, at work, or with
friends?

Yes           

Are you unable to make decisions that benefit others or even yourself?

Yes           

Is procrastination, rather than being a means to a creative end, a real problem at
home, work, and in social situations?

Yes           

Are you incapable of imagining fulfilling your life’s purpose?

Yes           

Do you feel like a failure on a daily basis?

Yes           

Do you experience rage and frequent outbursts of anger?

Yes           

Do you express aggression toward women or children?

Yes           

Do you bully people?

Yes           

Do you engage in daredevil behavior, taking unnecessary risks?

Yes           

Are you promiscuous?

Yes           

Are you chauvinistic or patronizing in your behavior or attitude toward women,
children, or men you believe to be inferior to you?

Yes           

Are you unable to have a friendship with a man or woman because you cannot
refrain from being competitive?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner “mother” you?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner chronically second-guess your decisions and
choices?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner feel free to correct you in public in ways that
are embarrassing?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner frequently pick lint off your clothes or in
other ways “clean you off”?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner monitor your conversations?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner frequently take care of things on your behalf
that you could do yourself?

Yes           

Do you feel driven to submission on a regular basis by your wife or romantic
partner?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner always try to put your needs and desires first?

Yes           

Is your wife or romantic partner your “sex slave”?

Yes           

Do you treat your wife or romantic partner like a servant?

Yes           

Does your wife or romantic partner have affairs?

Yes           

Does your mother ask you to do things for her that she should ask her husband to
do for her and that he is capable of doing (such as chores around the house or
getting the car serviced, etc.)?

Yes           

Does your mother come to you, rather than to her husband, for solace,
encouragement, comfort, or support?

Yes